19
Jan

In Which Sabrina Darby Drags Yet Another Man into Lady B’s Home

It’s a new year and it seems to be off to a rollocking start, what with Gaelen’s Duke enlisting new recruits and Manda Collins visiting with her highly entertaining Regency wordlibs. And we mustn’t forget that we almost met Lord B!

Or at least Sarah almost did. But I assume she would have reported gossip about the mysterious man in great detail.

However, since Lord B is unavailable (pointedly accusing look at the general area I last saw Lady B), I’ve had to enlist the appearance of another, more reclusive, and possibly mysterious gentleman.

I say possibly mysterious because the first time we were introduced to this gentleman, it was through his mother, and what grown man can maintain any proper dignity and glamour after his mother calls him by a childhood diminutive?

And yes, for all of you who have followed along since the fall to my (quite distant) relation Mary’s great experiment in marrying off her son, I am speaking of Captain H. J. G. Martin, or Georgie.

Let’s recap, shall we?

It’s been quite a while since Mary last visited us. I think it was before Christmas and likely Thanksgiving (yes, an American holiday). I have to admit, I wasn’t entirely sad to see her return up North. However, being a curious and rather meddling author myself, I decided to drag George down here to visit the ballroom and report on events.

But please, Ballroom denizens remember that we are attempting to ferret out information about his situation without revealing his mother’s actions!

Excuse me just one moment as I… pull an impassively glowering giant of a man into the room with the sort of strength only a romance author has. (And before you question me, to glower impassively is a uniquely romance hero trait and there is no other description as appropriate for this particular stony expression. Or maybe it’s just that scar that’s twisting his mouth that confuses the issue.)

I have to say something.

“I know your mother.”

Eyes stare at me. It’s like he’s having a silent tantrum that I pulled him out of his ornate mancave.

“When she mentioned that her dear Georgie was back from the war, I knew I had to meet you.”

 “John.”

He speaks! Oh, speak again, bright angel.

“I thought your name was George. I mean, that’s what I…um, your mother, named you.”

 “John is my third name and I prefer it.”

I actually prefer it a bit, too, considering that George Martin together is far too reminiscent of many other well-known men. A man must have some space to be himself, to live his own name. (I stop myself from web-searching “John Martin.”)

“Well, then, John—”

“Captain Martin.”

Oook. The proverbial frost on those two words has created a wall of icicles between us.

“I’m a relation, John, distant or not, and above all, I am an author. Do not quibble with me!” Perhaps I’m not as frosty, but I can be extremely managing when I like. But he looks rather unaffected. I wonder if his superiors in the army had this sort of trouble with him.  At the very least, he will eventually be humbled by the love of a good woman. That much I can control!

The silence in Lady B’s ballroom continues to grow, at least in this small corner of it. After all, there is still the orchestra and the conversation of dozens of society’s best, but somehow Captain H. John (Georgie) Martin manages to ignore them all.

“In any event, Captain, I thought it might be best if now, just before your world falls into extreme turmoil, you shared with us a bit of your current state of affairs. Such as, what exactly do you do all day in that castle of yours? Mope?”

“You have your facts in disorder, Miss Darby,” he says rather curtly, but I’m simply happy he’s talking at this point. “My world is perfectly ordered. And I keep it that way.”

I’m glad he’s so obstinately certain in his ability to control his own world. It will make his fall that much more sweet. However, I dislike this obfuscation. Perhaps one of you will have the right approach to break the ice and make him more forthcoming. Questions for the Captain?

 

Under heroes, sabrina, uncategorized, WIPs


  1. Jan 19, 2012
    2:01 am

    Greetings Sabrina and to you, Captain Martin.
    [trying a proper curtsy without bumping into anyone]
    Captain, thank you for joining us here. I wonder if you like board games? Backgammon perhaps? If not, perhaps you’d allow some company to teach you?
    [would love to teach him myself - yum - but am thinking more along the lines of some young pretty miss participating] : )

    • Katharine Ashe
      Jan 19, 2012
      10:01 am

      Amy, you are all generosity. ;)


      • Jan 19, 2012
        10:40 am

        Katharine, if I weren’t married and a bit younger, I’d be all of that man, scars or not! LOL!! ; )

        • Sabrina Darby
          Jan 19, 2012
          1:15 pm

          Lol.

          The captain has raised an eyebrow. It is a distinct change from the impassive glower but I’m not certain if it is a sign he is thawing or merely another indication of his obstinate romance hero nature.


          • Jan 19, 2012
            4:03 pm

            Ooooh, I hope it’s because he’s intrigued and not annoyed. ; )


  2. Jan 19, 2012
    9:47 am
    Lucifer's Lady

    All good heroes should be frosty and unwilling to engage in the usual society chatter. The best way to thaw a man like that is to make him laugh at himself and be a bit shockingly rude yourself. Something like… “Captain Martin is your manner an attempt to refreeze the Thames for our amusement or has your orderly and solitary life made you forget the correct way to talk to ladies? Perhaps we could find a quiet corner and practice a bit?”

    • Katharine Ashe
      Jan 19, 2012
      10:04 am

      I think you have something there, LL. Any real castle-bound hero is likely to have entirely lost the art of conversing with a lady. I definitely think we should give him some practice.

    • Sabrina Darby
      Jan 19, 2012
      1:17 pm

      Agreed. Laughter is often a good ice-breaker. But what if he’s so serious he CANNOT laugh at himself? The very idea terrifies me because that would be a frustrating man to write.

      “Captain? Do you laugh?”

      The eyebrow is back down. Glower returned. Hmmph.

  3. Katharine Ashe
    Jan 19, 2012
    10:08 am

    Sabrina, well I *am* relieved he prefers John to George. While I adore the name George (my grandfather, mother, cousin, and sister all share it), it’s hard for a great big hulk of a brooding man to take it when his mother diminutizes (I made up that word, I think) him with a mere “ie”.

    And… “to glower impassively is a uniquely romance hero trait”… HA! Thank you for that laugh crack from my belly this morning. Lovely way to begin the day.

    I like your question: What *does* he do up there in his castle day in and day out? I’m all agog to know!


    • Jan 19, 2012
      10:38 am

      Katharine, so true about the name. My father, my brother and my nephew all carry the name and I’ve always thought it such an adult name but when you add the ‘ie’ it becomes so – please don’t let Captain Martin hear this – sissified!
      Perhaps the Captain will share with us some of the things that he does to pass the day up there in his castle, if we all smile and ask him sweetly. I’ve never known any man who could resist a little flattery and flirtation. [batting my eyelashes in his general direction - hey, I'm a southern girl, what can I say]

      • Sabrina Darby
        Jan 19, 2012
        1:18 pm

        I know! Mothers are wonderful, but sometimes their love for their children blinds them to the unfortunate names they give them. I might also add that I am curious about what the H in H.G.J. Martin stands for.


        • Jan 19, 2012
          4:06 pm

          I was wondering about that ‘H’ too, Sabrina. I hope it’s not some name like Herman or Harold, both names are not befitting a man of his character anymore than Georgie is … Henry would be nice. Do you think he’ll tell us?


  4. Jan 19, 2012
    10:55 am

    Good morning, Miss Darby and Captain Martin! I’m sure the good captain doesn’t MEAN to be rude. (Although, on second thought…) He’s just a wee bit out of practice conversing with women. Don’t fret, Captain, I’m sure it happens all the time. We’ll take it easy on you.
    (Smiles innocently.)
    I’d like to know what you are up to all day in that drafty old castle, but I don’t need to ask YOU that. I can just find a chatty maid or stable lad. What I want to know is how you got your scar. I’m sure it was some romantic adventure, in which you defeated many enemies. Do tell, Captain!

    • Sabrina Darby
      Jan 19, 2012
      1:25 pm

      “Miss Kelly,” (Omg, he is speaking again!) “I received this trifling injury in the Peninsula.” He looks as if he actually wishes to say more but instead he… sighs! “Where can a man find a strong drink?”


  5. Jan 19, 2012
    12:24 pm
    Jeanne Miro

    Captain, I for one understand that your not being obstinate or rude. Why your just being a typical man after all.

    Now ladies since I have all males in my household let me give you a small tip or two. First you never ask a man a question. Instead be sure to “inquire” and give two options only!

    For instance instead of asking him to “share” information with you it is much better to ask a question like “Captain do you prefer training your horses or keeping yourself holed up in your castle?

    You see this way he has to actually give you information. Of course he is a man so believing anything he tells you might not be the best idea.

    Just keep trying this method and sooner or later you whould get at least some sort of answer. Good Luck.

    • Sabrina Darby
      Jan 19, 2012
      1:27 pm

      Excellent advice, which I assure you, I will relay to his soon-to-be heroine. Although she has assured both Mary and myself that she knows all the best tricks to encourage a man. But I better not say anymore in the Captain’s hearing.


  6. Jan 19, 2012
    12:40 pm
    Lisa

    Sabrina,
    How lovely of Captain Martin to join us! Join me among those who wonders how he passes the time at his castle.

    I would also ask him what animals he keeps at the castle, and/or if he has any pets. Animals are a great addition to a story, and the way a hero/heroine interacts with animals can often be very telling and revealing. (a la the Duke of Morland. ;) )

    • Sabrina Darby
      Jan 19, 2012
      1:31 pm

      “I keep a horse, miss.”

      Five words but…at least he answered, right?


  7. Jan 19, 2012
    1:23 pm

    ooh, I am intrigued by the frosty Captain Martin!

    I think we need to shake things up a bit. To get under the skin of these impassive types, we have to throw them a (literal or figurative) grenade and see how they react.

    Can Albert attack him?

    Oh, here – I know!
    I will conveniently swoon, and we can see how he handles it.

    *Tessa throws a wrist to her brow, teeters on her feet*


    • Jan 19, 2012
      4:30 pm

      Be careful, Miss Dare! I do believe the Captain might be seriously considering letting you hit the floor- somehow, I get the impression he isn’t played easily…

    • Sabrina Darby
      Jan 19, 2012
      10:31 pm

      I hate to say this, Tessa, but I last saw the Captain on his way in search of a drink. :( (I only let him go because the butler has assured me he will not let Captain Martin leave the house.)

  8. Miranda Neville
    Jan 19, 2012
    6:36 pm

    I’m so excited to finally meet Georgie – er – John. I hope he has caught Tessa and carried her off to a quiet antechamber where, I feel certain, she will have him chatting away in no time.

    However, just in case she fails, I have plans.

    Plan A. Say something so incredibly stupid he has to contradict me. For example “Tell me about the time Napoleon inspected the English troops in Spain?” or “I understand that Russian is the native language of Portugal.”

    If he continues with the hero’s impassive glower (or silently summons a footman to have me removed to Bedlam), I would try…

    Plan B: the silent treatment. Stand beside him and say nothing. Sigh occasionally; look at my watch; essay a little impassive glowering of my own. Surely the man cannot be so lacking in curiosity that we won’t initiate conversation?

    • Sabrina Darby
      Jan 19, 2012
      10:33 pm

      Excellent techniques. I’ll have to pass these on to my heroine as well. Just to be sure she knows them.


  9. Jan 19, 2012
    8:55 pm
    Lady Susan

    Captain Martin, Miss Darby. I trust you are both enjoying the evening. Miss Darby, I am sorry that your guest is so indisposed to make polite conversation.

    Pray tell, Captain, do you play chess? It is a game that requires little conversation and challenges ones mind. Since it appears you rarely speaks and have a quick mind, as evidenced by your stares and eyebrows, you would be a capable opponent for my own, Henri.

    Shall I introduce you?

    • Sabrina Darby
      Jan 19, 2012
      10:35 pm

      Oooh! He hasn’t yet returned with his drink (I wonder why…) but I do know that Captain Martin does play chess. Silently.


      • Jan 20, 2012
        12:22 pm
        Lady Susan

        Chess is a mind game. For a man that speaks little, hides away in a castle, chess would be his game of choice.

        I always liked saying Pawn to Knight3, and CHECK!


  10. Jan 20, 2012
    10:04 pm
    Jamie Beck

    Captain Martin seems like my type of man. Those brooding types are always fun. What is even more fun is how they deal with blue stockings, who are busy bodies.

    So, tell me Captain, what would you do if one of this ladies tried to take over your library?


  11. Jan 20, 2012
    10:54 pm
    Laura

    Ooooh this sounds like fun :) Hmm I would ask him this question to get him all shook up and angry and make him answer or look like a fool….

    Captain Martin, why do you act so serious and lock yourself up in the castle? As a man of courage and honor, since you must have done something heroic during the peninsular war to become a captain, I think you are acting very cowardly……


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