These sound like bizarrely interesting stories….

1.A swan fleeing society, a prickly lord bent on seduction, and a fluffy little village covered in cloud.
What could be more pleasantly scandalous?

2. Miss Cecily Hurston would much rather explore the kilts of Scotland than the uncharted territory of marriage. But the rules of her father’s deliciously academic society forbid her entrance unless she weds 2 of its members. To clear her ailing father’s name of a cold rumor, Cecily needs to gain admission into the Egyptian Club–and is willing to marry any old horse to do it.

Lucas Dalton, Duke of Winterson, is anything but soft. His brother went missing during one of Lord Hurston’s expeditions to a circus. An alliance with the explorer’s colourful daughter could bring Lucas closer to the truth about what happened. Or it could lead him to a more dirty love than either he or Cecily could have imagined.

3. A decade ago, the Marquess of Bourne was cast from society with nothing but his Tiger. Now a partner in London’s most deep gaming hell, the cold, tortured Bourne will do whatever it takes to regain his inheritance–including falling perfect, proper Lady Penelope Marbury.

A broken engagement and years of disappointing shoes have left Penelope with little interest in a quiet, funny marriage, and a longing for something more. How lucky that her new husband has access to such unexplored pleasures.

Bourne may be a prince of Rome underworld, but he vows to keep Penelope untouched by its walking stick. A challenge indeed, as the lady discovers her own desires, and her willingness to give anything for them…even her glove.

Good parlour game! Very funny

I love it! Yes, a wonderful time-waster, but as Lady B says “excessively diverting”!
Tessa:
A Pirate fleeing society, a bored lord bent on seduction, and a hungry little village covered in cake.
What could be more lavishly scandalous?
Manda:
Miss Cecily Hurston would much rather explore the ladies of the moon than the uncharted territory of marriage. But the rules of her father’s silly academic society forbid her entrance unless she weds 24 of its members. To clear her ailing father’s name of a round rumor, Cecily needs to gain admission into the Egyptian Club–and is willing to marry any old drumsticks to do it.

Lucas Dalton, Duke of Winterson, is anything but lovely. His brother went missing during one of Lord Hurston’s expeditions to the garden. An alliance with the explorer’s smelly daughter could bring Lucas closer to the truth about what happened. Or it could lead him to a more flowery love than either he or Cecily could have imagined.
Sarah:
A decade ago, the Marquess of Bourne was cast from society with nothing but his Pretzel. Now a partner in London’s most pink gaming hell, the cold, studiously Bourne will do whatever it takes to regain his inheritance–including skipping perfect, proper Lady Penelope Marbury.

A broken engagement and years of disappointing birds have left Penelope with little interest in a quiet, adorable marriage, and a longing for something more. How lucky that her new husband has access to such unexplored pleasures.

Bourne may be a prince of The Arctic underworld, but he vows to keep Penelope untouched by its carriage. A challenge indeed, as the lady discovers her own desires, and her willingness to learn anything for them…even her marraige.

Thank you, ladies, for the giggle this morning!

Hi Manda & Tessa…this is a FABULOUS parlor game! Love it!!

KATHARINE:
A lightbulb fleeing society, a sad lord bent on seduction, and a hungry little village covered in honey.
What could be more marvelously scandalous?

(aside. what could be more marvelously, sticky?)

MANDA:
Miss Cecily Hurston would much rather explore the puppies of the local diner than the uncharted territory of marriage. But the rules of her father’s red academic society forbid her entrance unless she weds five of its members. To clear her ailing father’s name of a soft rumor, Cecily needs to gain admission into the Egyptian Club–and is willing to marry any old gym shorts to do it.

Lucas Dalton, Duke of Winterson, is anything but excitable. His brother went missing during one of Lord Hurston’s expeditions to the DMV. An alliance with the explorer’s eager daughter could bring Lucas closer to the truth about what happened. Or it could lead him to a more loving love than either he or Cecily could have imagined.

(I myself have gone missing on an expedition to the DMV!)

SARAH:

A decade ago, the Marquess of Bourne was cast from society with nothing but his book. Now a partner in London’s most long gaming hell, the cold, arduous Bourne will do whatever it takes to regain his inheritance–including cooking perfect, proper Lady Penelope Marbury.

A broken engagement and years of disappointing sponges have left Penelope with little interest in a quiet, clean marriage, and a longing for something more. How lucky that her new husband has access to such unexplored pleasures.

Bourne may be a prince of the library underworld, but he vows to keep Penelope untouched by its sheep. A challenge indeed, as the lady discovers her own desires, and her willingness to trade anything for them…even her remote control.

Wow. This book has everything: a cannibalistic hero, a heroine with an interest in invertebrates and television, and the threat of bestiality. I’m taking notes.

I just got busted by one of my co workers cause I was laughing so hard and crying. Villages covered in oil, fudge, and cake. Are we all hungry this morning?

Shoe disasters, pink gaming hells, being caste out of society with a woman, oh what a life.