24
Nov

Shana Galen (and an errant courtesan) make a shocking introduction!

In our continuing quest to host our favorite authors here for our At-Home Month, I am so very pleased to welcome Miss Shana Galen to the Ballroom!  Miss Galen is the author of fast-paced, romantic adventures, and we shared many a glass of ratafia at this past year’s RWA conference in Anaheim.  It’s all a little blurry, but I know we had fun.  Although, I don’t think I realized that Miss Galen was so… excitable.  Or that she had so many… interesting friends.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Shana Galen!

Shana make look wholesome…
but she can kick back the ratafia.

Miss Galen: I’m here! I’m really here. Dear reader, you have no idea how long I have waited to visit these hallowed halls. Look! There’s Gaelen Foley and Lauren Willig. Oh! It’s Tessa Dare and Sabrina Darby. And I see my good friends Katharine Ashe, Sarah Maclean, and Miranda Neville. Thank you, Miss Noble, for vouching for my reputation and gaining me entrance. I will not disappoint. When do I meet Lady B?

Miss Noble: Are you certain you are ready for an introduction?

Miss Galen: (taking a deep breath) As ready as I shall ever be. Are there any topics of conversation I should avoid?

Miss Noble: You might not want to mention the courtesans from your Jewels of the Ton series. I believe Lady B once had a bad experience with a courtesan.

Miss Galen: Oh, dear. That is no problem whatsoever. The Three Diamonds are off on their own adventures. Lady B is known as a formidable patroness. Even notorious courtesans like Juliette, Fallon, and Lily would not brave her displeasure by attending uninvited.

Miss Noble: Then follow me.

Miss Galen: There she is! It’s Lady Beaufetheringstone and Albert! And there…oh no!

Miss Noble: Lady Beaufetheringstone, may I present you authoress Shana Galen?

Miss Galen: (attempting a curtsey but stumbling because she is staring fearfully behind Lady B). I’m please to meet you Lady B. And now I must go.

Lady B.: Wait just a moment, gel. I have not even had a moment to take a look at you. (raising her quizzing glass). Come forward.

Miss Galen: Here I am then. Now I must be off!

Lady B.: Do not dare move. Miss Noble says you are an authoress. What sort of books do you write?

Miss Galen: Um…why don’t I run to the carriage and fetch one for you? Then you might see for yourself.

Lady B.: My gel, I simply asked what sort of books you write. I did not mean that I intended to actually read any of them. And why do you keep looking over my shoulder? What is behind—?

Miss Galen: No! Don’t turn around! I mean, I write fast-paced adventurous books. My heroes are spies and pirates and my heroines are spunky and brave.

Lady B.: Tell me more about these heroines. Are they reputable women?

Miss Galen: Ahh…in my latest series they are all titled.

Lady B.: Really? Miss Galen! Why are you shaking your head? With whom are you communicating?

Miss Noble: Oh, no.

Miss Galen: No one. I really must be off.

Lady B.: Who is that gel over there? Is that one of your heroines, Miss Galen?

Miss Galen: That lovely woman with the pale blond hair, blue eyes, wearing a gold gown? No, I have never seen her before.

Lady B.: (frowning) Then why is she waving at you?

Miss Galen: No idea.

Lady B.: Miss Noble, do fetch that young woman and introduce her to me.

Miss Noble: (returning) Lady B., may I present Juliette, the Duchess of Dalliance?

Lady B.: Duchess of Dalliance! What sort of title is that?

Juliette: You should ask Shana. She gave it to me.

Miss Galen: No, I didn’t. The Prince Regent named you and the other Diamonds.

Lady B.: There are more of you?

Juliette: Yes, there’s Fallon, the Marchioness of Mystery and Lily, the Countess of Charm.

Lady B.: I am loathe to say it, but our dear regent has, at times, show poor judgment in his affairs with members of the fairer sex. I do hope he has not tarnished your reputation, my dear.

Juliette: Oh, no! He quite made my reputation. You see, I’m one of The Three Diamonds.

Miss Galen: Why look at the time! We must be going, Juliette.

Lady B.: Who are these Diamonds you speak of?

Miss Galen: Nothing! No one!

Juliette: We’re courtesans, my lady.

Albert: <Squawk!> Courtesans in the ballroom! <Squawk!> My feathers are ruffled!

Lady B.: Oh, dear heavens! Where are my smelling salts? I feel quite faint.

Miss Noble: I think you had better make your escape now, Shana.

Miss Galen: Good idea! Let’s go, Juliette.

Juliette: But I was having fun.

Miss Galen: Let’s go. Kate, is there any way I can repair the damage I’ve done? What if I offered a small token of my appreciation? A copy of When You Give a Duke a Diamond? Signed, perhaps? I’ll give it to one person from the former colonies or Canada who comments.

Miss Noble: You must give them a topic to comment upon.

Juliette: How about your last big mistake? I can tell you mine was meeting the Duke of Pelham. The man is insufferable!

WHEN YOU GIVE A DUKE A DIAMOND BY SHANA GALEN

He had a perfectly orderly life…

William, the sixth Duke of Pelham, enjoys his punctual. securely structured life. Orderly and predictable—that’s the way he likes it. But he’s in the public eye, and the scandal sheets will make up anything to sell papers. When the gossips link him to Juliette, one of the most beautiful and celebrated courtesans in London, chaos doesn’t begin to describe what happens next…

Until She Came Along

Juliette is nicknamed the Duchess of Dalliance, and has the cream of the nobility at her beck and call. It’s seriously disruptive to have the duke who’s the biggest catch on the Marriage Mart scaring her other suitors away. Then she discovers William’s darkest secret and decides what he needs in his life is the kind of excitement only she can provide…

 More about Shana:

Shana Galen is the bestselling author of fast-paced adventurous Regency historicals, including the RT Reviewers’ Choice The Making of a Gentleman. Her books are published all over the world and have been featured in the Rhapsody and Doubleday Book Clubs. She taught English at the middle and high school level off and on for eleven years. Most of those years were spent working in Houston’s inner city. Now she writes full time. She’s happily married and has a daughter who is most definitely a romance heroine in the making. Shana loves to hear from readers: visit her website at www.shanagalen.com or see what she’s up to daily on Facebook and Twitter.

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  1. Sabrina Darby
    Nov 24, 2012
    3:18 am

    Welcome to the Ballroom, Shana! You are very, very daring. I may have snuck some illicit females into Lady B’s house in the past, but even I have never brought courtesans into the actual *ballroom* during one of Lady B’s balls! Deliciously shocking. ;-)

    The book looks fabulous.


    • Nov 24, 2012
      7:51 am

      Sabrina, I’m shocked myself. I didn’t mean to scandalize. Really. That’s the trouble with courtesans. You really cannot control them.

      I loved The Short and Fascinating Tale of Angelina Whitcombe, by the way!

      • Kate Noble
        Nov 24, 2012
        12:27 pm

        Between the two of you, we are practically awash in courtesans! Standards for high society have really changed, I tell you.


        • Nov 24, 2012
          3:19 pm

          Kate, I hate to say it, but I think Sabrina’s Angelina may have given Juliette the notion it was acceptable to make an appearance!


  2. Nov 24, 2012
    8:06 am
    Jodie Maddox

    I wouldn’t worry too much about Lady B’s reaction. We love you.


    • Nov 24, 2012
      9:01 am

      Thanks, Jodie! I love Juliette, but I also REALLY wanted to make a good impression. Do you think I’ll be invited back?

      • Katharine Ashe
        Nov 24, 2012
        9:35 am

        Yes! Most definitely!

      • Kate Noble
        Nov 24, 2012
        12:28 pm

        I think Lady B will be happy to invite you back — contrary to popular belief, she loves a good juicy scandal.


        • Nov 24, 2012
          3:20 pm

          That’s a relief! I promise next time I will behave ;-)


  3. Nov 24, 2012
    8:38 am
    Beth D.

    Oh the giddy horrors of a courtesan in the ballroom! Scandalously delectable!!! Love it and love Shana’s books!


    • Nov 24, 2012
      9:03 am

      Beth, thank you for the compliment. I’m not usually so scandalous. Well, that’s not exactly true. Okay, it’s not true at all. But the ballroom could use a little scandal, right? Otherwise no one would have anything to gossip about!


  4. Nov 24, 2012
    9:09 am

    Good for you, Shana! I loved watching someone ruffle Lady B’s feathers but regrettably I think you’ll be banned from The Ballroom unless Lady B has a short memory! The premise of ‘ When You Give a Duke a Diamond sounds intriguing.


    • Nov 24, 2012
      11:21 am

      Banned? Carol, say it isn’t true!

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      12:29 pm

      Banned? Oh heaven forbid! We shall have to work on erasing Lady B’s memory immediately. Footman — more ratafia!


  5. Nov 24, 2012
    9:29 am
    Lady Susan

    Hi Shana, welcome to the ballroom. I’ve read When you give a Duke a Diamond and enjoyed it. Looking forward to the next one.

    My latest biggest mistake, attempting to decorate the house for Christmas. Nothing is complete, boxes are everywhere, and the cat thinks its fun to knock stuff off the mantle and watch it break. At least I did clear a path from the front door to guest room so my son didn’t trip over everything. He is home visiting.

    Time to make coffee and get my act together.


    • Nov 24, 2012
      11:21 am

      Lady Susan, I too have made that mistake. I have two kittens and a toddler, so I definitely know the chaos that can ensure.

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      12:30 pm

      Hi Lady Susan!
      Ugh, I don’t even want to think about digging out those Christmas boxes. I’m still stuffed from Thanksgiving!


  6. Nov 24, 2012
    9:36 am
    Debra Yates

    I very biggest mistake is falling for a man who turned out to be an abuser. Alas I have rid myself of him and find solace in reading. It takes me away!


    • Nov 24, 2012
      11:23 am

      Debra, unfortunately, I’ve made that mistake myself. You and Juliette and I have something in common. Hopefully, your Prince Charming is out there.

      • Kate Noble
        Nov 24, 2012
        12:31 pm

        Seconded, Debra. Someone as strong as you deserves a good Prince Charming!

  7. Katharine Ashe
    Nov 24, 2012
    9:40 am

    Welcome to the ballroom, Shana! I’m so happy you’re here. :)

    My latest biggest mistake (and I’m terribly glad you specified “latest,” because otherwise frankly I wouldn’t have known where to start among the many) was that extra plate of mashed potatoes and gravy at about 10:30 on Thursday night. Oy. Well… all right… that’s not precisely a “big” mistake. But it sure felt like it at the time. ;)


    • Nov 24, 2012
      11:24 am

      Katharine, what is it about mashed potatoes that make us crave them? I ate more than my share too! But after two nights of leftovers, they’re out of the house!

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      12:32 pm

      Too… much… pie…


  8. Nov 24, 2012
    9:51 am
    Jamie Beck

    Welcome Shana! I adored reading your book and look forward to reading about the other diamonds! Don’t worry about Lady B, she has put up with a lot of nonsense, so to her, this is probably old hat.

    As to mistakes, OY! I keep learning from them and hope that none of them end up biting in the arse. I wish we didn’t have to keep living and learning from things, what about you?


    • Nov 24, 2012
      11:26 am

      Jamie, the worst is when you make a mistake and make it again! I do that with my daughter a lot. I have to remember not to schedule too many things in one day or we’ll have a meltdown! Did that last weekend and we’re taking it easy this weekend. Maybe I finally learned?


  9. Nov 24, 2012
    10:16 am

    Great post! But I don’t believe in dwelling on mistakes or regrets. I’d rather look to the future and make the best of what life has to offer. Happy holidays!


    • Nov 24, 2012
      11:27 am

      Maria, I love the philosophy! I do believe Juliette would agree.

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      12:34 pm

      What an excellent mind-set, Maria! We should all try to adopt it.


  10. Nov 24, 2012
    10:28 am
    Cheryl

    The post has made me a fan of Shana Galen. Will be looking for and reading all her books. Happy Holidays!!!!


    • Nov 24, 2012
      11:28 am

      Thanks, Cheryl! Happy holidays to you! So much fun to be a guest during this joyous time of year.


  11. Nov 24, 2012
    12:13 pm
    CateS

    It was great to see you at the Ballroom, Shana!!

  12. Kate Noble
    Nov 24, 2012
    12:36 pm

    Thank you Shana for coming by the Ballroom! I’m sure Lady B is fanning herself back to normalcy as we speak and will soon forget all about the, er, courtesan thing.

    My latest biggest mistake was hanging new curtains with my husband. It was a trial, but we got through it. And those curtains are never coming down again. :)


    • Nov 24, 2012
      3:22 pm

      Kate, I have hung curtains with my husband, so I know exactly what you’re talking about. Home projects and marriages don’t mix very often. I suggest hiring a professional who is unrelated next time.


  13. Nov 24, 2012
    12:42 pm
    Ora

    I don’t know if I would call it my mistake, however yesterday my husband gave me his card to go shopping and didn’t give me a price limit. It’s one mistake that is in need of repeating, especially since he didn’t get mad about how much I spent.


    • Nov 24, 2012
      3:23 pm

      Ora, my husband made that mistake a few times (I have my own cards, but he didn’t set a limit). He hasn’t made it again.

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      5:47 pm

      What a wonderful mistake for a husband to make. *writing it down to trick own husband into it…*


  14. Nov 24, 2012
    1:50 pm
    Lisa

    Hi Shana! It’s lovely to see you here at the Ballroom. Just between you and me I don’t think you have too much to be worried about with Lady B. She may br shocked at the moment but you’re sure to make this ball the talk of the town and Lady B loves nothing more than cementing her reputation as the hostess with the mostest who throws the best and most exciting balls inLondon. ;)


    • Nov 24, 2012
      3:25 pm

      That’s a relief, Lisa! And she certainly does throw exciting balls. Every time I check in there’s something fun going on.

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      5:48 pm

      She does like to throw the most talked about ball, Lisa…


  15. Nov 24, 2012
    1:52 pm
    Barbara Elness

    My latest big mistake was spending way too much money on things I didn’t need. I have a habit of “stocking up” when I have coupons or something’s on sale, even if I don’t need it. I think it’s the hoarder tendency coming out. :D


    • Nov 24, 2012
      3:24 pm

      Barbara, my husband has that tendency too. Then he gets it home and I’m supposed to figure out where to put it! But it’s hard to refuse when it’s a good deal.

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      5:49 pm

      I want a stock room like those people on Extreme Couponing have.


  16. Nov 24, 2012
    4:03 pm

    Hi Kate, Shana and Juliette!!
    I truly believe that once Lady B got to know you, Juliette, she would enjoy you very much!

    Just wanted to say Hi! Shana, looking forward to Fallon and Lily’s stories too!
    Happy Saturday Everyone!


    • Nov 24, 2012
      4:36 pm

      Thanks, Amy! I have to agree. Juliette is really very charming. If Lady B would just give her a chance…

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      5:49 pm

      Hi Amy! Happy saturday!


  17. Nov 24, 2012
    4:10 pm
    melissa cahall

    well i try very hard not to make mistakes, but i seem to make the same mistake repeatedly i can not seem to stop my self from saying whatever it is with out thinking of hurtings ones feeling if you are doing something stupid i cant help my self in telling how stupid your being then every one is so upset that i told them even if they are thinking it


    • Nov 24, 2012
      4:37 pm

      Melissa, that’s a tough one. I’ve done that before. And it’s like as it’s coming out of your mouth, you’re thinking, “Don’t say it! Shut up!” But it’s too late. Keep working on it. I’m sure your friends love you no matter what!

    • Kate Noble
      Nov 24, 2012
      5:53 pm

      Melissa — oh foot in mouth syndrome. I’m pretty sure we’ve all had it at some time. Especially when enjoying the ratafia…


  18. Nov 24, 2012
    9:05 pm
    May

    Oh… so looking forward to this book! :)

    My last mistake…. well… I said too much… should have kept my mouth shut.


    • Nov 24, 2012
      10:27 pm

      Oh, May! I have made that mistake so many times. I have to remind myself that I don’t have to help! So glad you’re looking forward to the book :-)


  19. Nov 25, 2012
    1:41 am

    er… My last big mistake is waiting so late to comment today? Actually, I think “lateness” sums up a lot of my mistakes in life.

    But thanks so much for joining us in The Ballroom, Shana!
    I love the idea of the Jewels of Ton series.


    • Nov 25, 2012
      2:14 pm

      Tessa, you’re not late! Thanks for stopping in :-)


  20. Nov 26, 2012
    11:12 pm
    Judy B

    H i Shana I am loving the look of your book just put it on my to be read book.My biggest mistake is doing too much in a short period of time. If someone ask me to do them a favor I say yes without thinking if it is going to be a long extended favor or something quick. I usally ended out being overwhelmed and tired because the favor arent never short and quick.


    • Nov 27, 2012
      8:59 am

      Thank you so much, Judy! I also have the can’t-say-no-disease. That’s why I’m room mother at my daughter’s school this year!

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