Dec
Fictional Family Christmas
Last week, my latest novella, The Scandalous, Dissolute, No-Good Mr. Wright, came out from Avon Impulse! The title says a great deal about the hero. :) As for the heroine, Eliza Cade–she’s the youngest of four sisters, and not allowed to come “out” until the three older ones are married.
I didn’t grow up in a large family–there were just two of us kids, plus my parents. And though I love my family dearly, I’ve always been rather fascinated by the dynamics of large broods. Especially at Christmas. There’s a sort of joyful chaos that seems to reign at their family holiday celebrations. And there are some fictional families I’ve come to feel so fond of, so close to, I wish I could crawl into the books and be present for their Christmas dinner.
For example, the March family.

Little Women is not really a Christmas book, but I always closely associate it with the holiday. After all, it’s right there in the first line: “‘Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents,’ grumbled Jo.”

I read the book countless times as a growing girl. Over and over, I loved reading about Amy’s limes and drawing pencils, the copies of Pilgrim’s Progress all four March girls received from Marmee, and the Christmas breakfast they shared with their poor neighbors, the Hummels. Growing up, I always longed to be part of one of Jo’s plays and to sing carols around the piano as Beth sang and played. And maybe catch Laurie under the mistletoe.
Another family I’d love to join for Christmas?
The Weasleys.

If the Weasleys can make even orphaned, unloved Harry Potter feel welcome, they can surely make room for me at their table. I want to curl up in their tumbledown house, open Christmas crackers with the twins, look through Mr. Weasley’s collection of Muggle artifacts, and pull on a desperately ugly knitted jumper from Mrs. Weasley. And look at that tree! It’s like my hair is turning ginger, just with the force of my wishing to be in that scene.
Of course, all imagining aside–we have our own sprawling, joyous family of sorts here in The Ballroom. Eight authoresses, many rakes a raking, plenty of ladies dancing, one oft-leaping Lord Monty, our many wonderful guests. And a parrot in a fir tree….
“But this is not at all fictional, Miss Dare!” Lady B insists from across the room. Albert is helping her rearrange a few of the Christmas ornaments.
Oh, of course not!
Your turn. Which fictional family’s holiday celebration would you want to join?
The Scandalous, Dissolute, No-Good Mr. Wright is already available in digital format (and for just $0.99!). A lucky commenter will get one of my very first print copies, signed and mailed in the new year.
And in case you haven’t seen it, I’ll post the Rake Name Generator – a widget we made just for kicks, so everyone can have a Scandalous, Dissolute, Very-Long Rake Name of his or her own!











Dec 17, 2012
8:23 am
I noticed the Rake name thing changed even with keeping the same name – this is one of my favorites – The Passionate Sinful Eye-Catching Miss Beck.
I like to think of my family as one, which would be a hit situation comedy with it’s dysfunctional style, yet love and caring thrown in. We always have our scrabbles, but we have our fun, too. I don’t think I could find a fictional family with as many ups and downs as mine is this season.
I would like my fictional family to have a nicer time than mine, but everyone I think of has its problems – Elinor and Marianne from Sense and Sensibility, The Crachitts from A Christmas Story and the two that are like my family — The Griswalds and Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. May your day be filled with “Woo Hoos” instead of “Huh?” We all need some Woo Hoos in life. Hugs to all!
Dec 17, 2012
12:41 pm
Fabulous rake name, Jamie! And your family sounds just like mine.
Dec 17, 2012
12:44 pm
Your family sounds like a great time, Jamie! The Crachitts and the Griswolds are two classic (if very different) examples.
Most of the fictional families I feel most fondly toward are the ones that aren’t perfect. That’s when you know the love and togetherness are genuine.
Glad you had fun with the rake name generator! Yes, it will give you as many names as you like. That was the fun of it for me – just clicking through and getting all the alternatives.
Dec 17, 2012
8:25 am
Oh and Tessa – I have two copies of your novella. I got the book form and then forgetting I had that ordered the novella. I really enjoyed reading it.
Dec 17, 2012
12:44 pm
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it. Sorry you bought it twice. :/
Dec 17, 2012
11:36 am
Great post Tessa! Little Women was one of my favorite books as kid (along with Anne of Greene Gables). I firmly believe every little girl should get to know Anne and the March sisters.
I think I would love to join Nora’s MacGregor’s for Christmas. I come from a small family too, and would love to experience what a loud huge raucous family gathering would be like.
Or JQ’s Bridgertons. That would be really fun too. If the weather isn’t too bad, we could even play Pall Mall. I’d fight them for The Mallet of Death.
Also, thank you for sharing the Rake Name generator, Tessa. I had SO MUCH fun playing with it. The Devilish Misguided Smart-Mouthed Miss Lin signing off…or is it The Infamous Tawdry Well-Coiffed Ms. Lin? Can’t decide!! lol
Dec 17, 2012
12:42 pm
Lisa, a friend in graduate school introduced me to Anne of GG and I adored it. Can’t believe I somehow missed it as a girl!
Dec 17, 2012
12:47 pm
Oh, what great examples.
Anne of GG felt so, so painfully real to me as a girl. I so identified with her struggles and hurt for her so deeply when she did something like die her hair green.
the MacGregors and Bridgertons would be EXCELLENT choices. I think I would love to hang out with Lisa Kleypas’s Hathaways, too.
Dec 17, 2012
12:54 pm
This is just to say, I do know the difference between “dye” and “die”.
*dies*
Dec 18, 2012
2:31 am
I always loved Anne of Green Gables. And Katharine, if you missed the books, did you also miss the movies? Absolute classics.
I second the Bridgertons too! (Or third or fourth!)
Dec 17, 2012
11:56 am
Little Women. Yes, I think I would love to be part of their family. It isn’t such a long stretch for me either as I have 3 living sisters. My parents had nine of us all together. Christmases were wonderful and I have fantastic childhood memories of our Christmases together. A big family is a wonderful thing. Its fantastic to grow up within a large cose family.
Dec 17, 2012
12:50 pm
Oh, Betty – your description of your family gave me a warm, happy glow inside. How wonderful, to have so many people together in one place at such a special time of year.
Dec 17, 2012
12:47 pm
Charming families, indeed, Tessa! I have five siblings and my childhood Christmases were indeed full of fun. I remember only one truly fretful beginning to Christmas when we went to Midnight Mass when we probably should have stayed home and gone to sleep. Six sleepy little ones who are far too excited and probably over-sugared makes for dicey going. Suffice it to say, after that it was Christmas morning mass as a rule.
As for families I love at Christmastime, the Cratchits always made me feel so happy that they could rejoice in the little they had, but especially in affection and love.
Dec 17, 2012
12:55 pm
Your family sounds lovely, Katharine! Your mother was a brave soul, to bring six unruly children to church. I can’t even manage my two.
The Crachits are such a perpetual Christmas inspiration. God bless us, every one!
Dec 17, 2012
6:05 pm
Do you, Katharine!? I never knew you were from a big family. What number were you?
I’m the oldest of 4 girls.
Gaelen
Dec 17, 2012
2:21 pm
Hi Tessa,
Having come from a large family, five siblings and two adults plus assorted extended family at some holidays plus a menagerie of pets running around, there were times when our house was overflowing beyond capacity. I always dreamed of going some place quiet and romantic. It still hasn’t happened even after twelve years of marriage but I keep hoping. My hubby gets a little irritable when he spends too much time in the presence of my complete family to which many more in the form of spouses, children and grand-children have been added to the numbers. He was one of two siblings and can’t understand why we have to be so loud. LOL! That’s the way of a large family and why I want peace and quiet. ; )
My rake name is: The Treacherous Tawdry Above-Par Miss Valentini
I don’t believe I’ve ever been treacherous or tawdry but it’s a worthwhile imaginative name. : )
Dec 17, 2012
6:06 pm
Amy, your family sounds fun! Hilarious rakehell name, too. I’ve got to go and try that…
Dec 17, 2012
9:50 pm
I did the rake name widget again and approve very highly of my new one. Now this definitely me!! LOL!!
The Audacious Impure Well-Endowed Miss Valentini
Dec 17, 2012
7:05 pm
Treacherous? Tawdry? You??
You know, I can sympathize with you and your hubby – I love big families and gatherings, right up until the moment when my introvert self gets overwhelmed. Then it’s “find a quiet corner and hide there” time.
Dec 17, 2012
6:04 pm
Tessa, what a great post! I looove the Weasleys and the Marches, too. Growing up with a houseful of sisters, my childhood was all about Little Women (I identified with Jo, natch). Yay for the Cratchitts, too. Bless us every one.
How about the Ingalls’ family out on the prarie? I would have to say none of the neurotic people from the nevertheless wonderful Love Actually Christmas movie. Great stories but what a bunch of dysfunctional families, lol.
Dec 17, 2012
6:07 pm
THE DUGGARS. I can’t even imagine what kind of fun/chaos they must have at Christmastime. (Have you seen them on tv? The people with the 20 kids.) All those little boy J’s are Too Cute For Words.
Dec 17, 2012
7:03 pm
The Ingalls family! Yes!
I remember the one book where it snows so deep, and they think they won’t have any Christmas – and then their friend Mr. Edwards (?) powers through the snow to arrive with presents. And they were things like a candy stick and a penny, and they were just in ecstasies. I wish my kids would be content with a candy stick and a penny!
Dec 17, 2012
6:09 pm
Uh-oh, my Rakehell name is a little accurate. The Fiendish, Wicked, Oft-Wrong Miss Foley.
That one’s bound to stick…
Dec 17, 2012
7:01 pm
I love it, Gael!
Dec 17, 2012
9:51 pm
That’s a great rake name!! Except the Oft-Wrong part. Don’t think so. Love the rest. ; )
Dec 17, 2012
8:24 pm
Oh, Tessa, I would love to go to the Marches’ for Christmas! What an excellent choice.
My rake name is amazingly apt: The Incorrigible Brazen Well-Endowed Miss Noble. I am Incorrigible. And Brazen. And well… you get the idea.
Dec 17, 2012
9:51 pm
Love your name. : )
Dec 18, 2012
5:13 am
Excellent name!
Dec 17, 2012
9:23 pm
Tessa,
The March family is a great choice. But, I’m sure we’d all secretly hope to be Jo.
I’ve always been partial to White Christmas, the Bing Crosby-Danny Kaye-Rosemary Clooney-Vera Ellen movie set in Vermont over (you got it) a warm Christmas season. I’d like to join the show cast for that one, along with my sister, because we’ve been singing the movie song “Sisters” for decades.
Fondly yours,
The Fascinating Brazen Well-Read Miss Tiger
Dec 18, 2012
5:16 am
Miss Tiger! Love it.
You know, it’s been ages since I’ve seen White Christmas – but you also reminded me of another great family Christmas movie – Meet Me in St. Louis.
Dec 17, 2012
9:44 pm
This is the first Tessa Dare story I’ve read and I really enjoyed it. Shall definitely be reading more. I was an only child and loved Little Women and Cheaper by the Dozen. It should be no surprise that I have 7 children, at present aged from 29 down to 11. They will all be home for Christmas so I wont need to pretend.
Dec 18, 2012
5:17 am
Thank you so much for reading the story, Fiona! I’m so glad you enjoyed it.
Seven children! What a happy, busy Christmas you’ll be having. Maybe I should just wish to come over to your house.
Dec 19, 2012
4:56 am
You would be very welcome. Bring books
Dec 17, 2012
11:42 pm
I think the Weasleys would be a fun family to spend the holidays with, lots of magic high jinks going on and so forth.
Dec 18, 2012
5:18 am
I agree! Just think of the practical jokes.
Dec 18, 2012
2:35 am
I too liked Little Women but I wanted Jo & Laurie to hv been a couple & I hated that Amy got him instead. She was such a spoiled brat.
I’d like to join the Hathaways from Lisa Kleypas’ Hathaways series.
Dec 18, 2012
5:19 am
Linda, I think lots of people agree with you! Although I loved Mr. Baehr so much, I am glad that Jo ended with him. And I was glad Laurie got to be part of the family.
I am a fellow Hathaway Wanna-be!
Dec 18, 2012
3:21 am
I always thought of Little Women as a Christmas story too. I guess it is probably for the same reason!
Dec 18, 2012
5:20 am
I know, right? And the movie always seems to be shown this time of year, too.
Dec 18, 2012
7:31 am
I would love to spent the Holidays with Christine Feehan’s Drake sisters. They’re such a tight bunch and there’s always a lot of fun and teasing.
Dec 19, 2012
2:08 pm
Ooh, that’s a family I haven’t “met” yet. Maybe it’s time I did!
Dec 18, 2012
5:15 pm
I’m the oldest of five with many cousins. Growing up, we all lived within a two hour radius and had lots of holiday gatherings filled with much food, fun and laughter. Nowadays, we’re spread over many states and large gatherings are rare. This Christmas, I’ll be traveling to the home of one of my brothers. My niece is coming home from Japan for the first time in two years: a joyous reason to gather!
Joining a fictional family for the holidays would be fun! The first ones to come to mind are JQ’s Bridgertons, Nora’s MacGregors (wouldn’t spending the holidays with Daniel MacGregor be marvelous?) and the Gilbreths of Cheaper By the Dozen (the actual family in the 1948 book, not the updated family in the Steve Martin movie).
Oh, my. Apparently, I’m turning over a new leaf this Christmas. I’m now known as “The Villainous Carnal Nimble-Fingered Miss PJ.”
Dec 19, 2012
4:54 am
I should say that when I say Cheaper by the Dozen I mean the original one, not the new version.
Dec 19, 2012
2:36 pm
I haven’t seen that movie, but judging by the disclaimers, I”m guessing it’s not very good!
Dec 19, 2012
2:35 pm
I am laughing at your rake name, PJ! That is priceless.
Your family gatherings sound wonderful – I hope you have a great time this year!